Monday, March 9, 2009

Woz WINS Dancing With the Stars!

He nailed it folks... and by nailed it, I mean it was more uncomfortable than having to repeatedly hit your childhood pet over the head with a shovel. 

As expected, the lead in video featured Woz flying in on a Segway scooter. His young female partner looked as though she crapped her pants when she saw what she had to work with.

Despite the look of terror in her eyes, the two worked it out. Woz explained how dancing was like analog and she responded by saying, "Huh". He then took a few minutes to visualize the dance, while she called her agent and fired him. 

I for one think he's a shoe in for the final two. He's lovable, was referred to by his partner as "the nicest man she's ever met," and deserves some kind of karma payback for dating Kathy Griffin. Steve Wozniak gets my vote for greatest contestant ever and despite hating Dancing With the Stars, I will continue to watch as long as he is on. So nerds, get your phones ready or figure out a way to hack the crap out of the voting system

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